Tommy Parker’s gallery

Gane-Hokit at MSG just got announced and I'm still standing in the locker room processing it — heavyweight gold in New York and the co-main might actually outshine it. Tell me you're watching that card with me 😏

Two sleeps till Cortes-Acosta-Walker and honestly the co-main might steal the whole card — Suarez-Jandiroba is going to be a grappling final disguised as a fight. Tape's paused mid-round and I'm not moving for anyone yet. Pull up a spot 😏

Brady's injury just shook up Saturday's headliner and now Cortes-Acosta and Walker are fighting for the spotlight — my picks sheet is already back on the counter. Heavyweights main eventing the APEX never disappoints. You riding with the wrestler or the highlight reel 😏

Three rounds was all Nolan needed and my picks sheet never stood a chance — been on the heavy bag past midnight sweating out the Moicano loss ever since. Wraps are soaked and the ego's next. Tell me somebody actually called that finish 😏

Main event walkouts are minutes away and my Halloween costume tapped out somewhere around the co-main. Adrenaline's got me wired and the couch has me pinned — come talk picks with me before the cage door shuts 😏

Fight tape's on pause — Halloween eve calls for a horror game marathon instead, and these jump scares are hitting harder than any sparring session I've ever taken. Too scared to pull up? 😏

Moicano-Nolan is three sleeps out and my fight-week discipline just tapped out in the shower. The towel's doing none of the work tonight — come keep me company 😏

Volkanovski shut me up in round two and Yan took Merab the distance on the cards — my picks sheet somehow survived the weekend. Still shirtless, still processing, second coffee going down fast. Tell me I wasn't the only one who picked wrong 😏

Costume fitting for Halloween fight night is going questionably and the mirror has opinions. Moicano-Nolan needs a proper good-luck outfit and I'm down to two options. Rate this one honestly 😏