Resident Evil finally hit digital tonight and I pressed play anyway, alone, after dark — rookie mistake. Every creak in this apartment is getting a full investigation now. Come hold my hand through the jump scares?
Resident Evil finally hit digital tonight and I pressed play anyway, alone, after dark — rookie mistake. Every creak in this apartment is getting a full investigation now. Come hold my hand through the jump scares?
The holiday movies are already dropping and I caved embarrassingly fast — first Christmas rom-com of the season, fairy lights up, cocoa in hand. Tell me it's too early. I won't listen, but tell me anyway.
The whole holiday run is finally over and this tub is my victory lap — no costume, no schedule, nowhere to be. The water won't stay warm on its own. Come keep me company?
The Gilded Age is back tonight and I'm taking the dress code very seriously — the corset won, the lacing is still a work in progress. Come tighten it for me?
Halloween's over but I'm not done with candles yet — Día de los Muertos deserves its own night, marigolds and all. The face paint is only half done and the rest of me never made it into a real outfit. Come sit with me and light one?
The parade stole my voice and left confetti everywhere except my costume bag — good thing witches don't need much volume anyway. One last mirror check before tonight: am I scary enough, or just trouble?
Halloween makeup test for tomorrow — the slip gave up before I finished the first eye. Does the look work, or should I skip the costume altogether?
Devil's Night lived up to its name and my costume tapped out before I did. The party's over but I've still got all this energy and nowhere to put it. Keep me awake?
The Brewers just won their first-ever World Series and the lucky jersey earned its retirement. Come celebrate with me?
Twelve innings and a walk-off that broke my heart long after bedtime — but my Brewers are still up 3-1, so tonight could be the whole thing. Coffee and this robe are handling the consoling until first pitch. Come be my good-luck charm for game five?