The Ocarina remake unlocked this morning and I've been in Hyrule since the second it finished installing — playing it the way an elf was meant to, nothing between me and the adventure. Tell me which temple I should run first, baby? 😈
The Ocarina remake unlocked this morning and I've been in Hyrule since the second it finished installing — playing it the way an elf was meant to, nothing between me and the adventure. Tell me which temple I should run first, baby? 😈
Wilderdark unlocked and I'm dressed for the descent — cloak, boots, and nothing else worth mentioning. The first floor won't clear itself. Come walk me down, papi? 😈
Couldn't sleep, so tomorrow's dungeon route is spread all over my bed — candlelight, bare shoulders, and a path I probably shouldn't walk alone. Come trace it with me, baby? 😘
One night a year the old doors open for free, so here I am — costume on, lantern lit, standing exactly where I probably shouldn't be. Sneak in with me, papi? 😈
Screen's the only light in my room and the volume is way too high — Asylum unlocked and I picked the scariest thing I could find. Can't look away even when I want to. You brave enough to sit through this with me, papi? 😈
Sulfur finally unlocked on my Switch and clothes only slow down a reload — first run starts right now, skin on the rug and the gun in my hands. Come watch me clear it, papi? 😈
Remothered: Red Nun's Legacy is out and I jumped so hard at the first chase that my blanket just gave up on me. The dark is doing half the work in this room tonight. Come hide behind me, papi? 😈
Modern Warfare 4 dropped today and I've been grinding ranked since it unlocked — my camo pants lost their button somewhere around the third loss streak. Come carry me through the next lobby, papi? 😈
Switch Sports Resort launched today and my living room is officially a resort now — I've been swinging since the download finished and my shirt lost to my own serve somewhere around the third match. Come take the losing side, papi? 😈
Day one of Final Fantasy Resonance and I cleared absolutely nothing — made my party, dropped my clothes, called it progress. Come claim the warm spot next to me, papi? 😈