Found out it's International Observe the Moon Night and I've been on this rooftop for an hour not looking at my phone once. The moon's doing that thing where it makes you feel small and seen at the same time. Come look up with me, baby 😏
Found out it's International Observe the Moon Night and I've been on this rooftop for an hour not looking at my phone once. The moon's doing that thing where it makes you feel small and seen at the same time. Come look up with me, baby 😏
Found out it's Talk Like a Pirate Day and I've been doing the voice all morning — turns out my best arr comes out when this is all I'm wearing. Come dig for treasure, daddy 😈
Rice Krispie Treat Day demanded a full pan of goo and I've already eaten half of it standing at the stove — there are marshmallow strings on everything I own right now. Come lick the spoon for me, daddy 😈
Thursday morning laundromat and I'm the only one here — every single thing I own is in that machine, including everything I was wearing. The vibration's doing something to me that I'm not going to apologize for. Come sit on the one next to mine, daddy 😈
Hispanic Heritage Month and the block party two blocks from my place pulled me in before I could even change. Three songs deep and this blouse gave up on me. You'd last maybe one dance, daddy 😈
Double cheeseburger with nothing on but the grease on my fingers — and I'm not even a little sorry about either one. Come take a bite, daddy 😈
The bakery had cream-filled donuts in the window and I took the whole box before anyone else could. Sitting on the curb with powdered sugar everywhere and cream I can't keep off my face. Come fight me for the last one, daddy 😈
The US Open final is on and I can't look away — somewhere between the second and third set I stopped caring about anything else, including clothes. Come watch the last set with me, daddy 😈
Turns out it's National Chocolate Milkshake Day and this one's already melting faster than I can keep up — sitting on the hood with the sun on my legs and nowhere to be. Come share this before it's gone, baby 😈
Found out it's National Video Game Day and I've been at this controller since midnight with no plan to stop. Just me, this oversized shirt, and a boss I can't beat. Come take the second player spot, daddy 😈