Bonfire Night and I'm out on the balcony with a sparkler in one hand and barely anything under this coat. The fireworks better hurry — the view from out here won't hold its pose all night. Get out here before the sparkler dies, daddy 😈
Bonfire Night and I'm out on the balcony with a sparkler in one hand and barely anything under this coat. The fireworks better hurry — the view from out here won't hold its pose all night. Get out here before the sparkler dies, daddy 😈
National Candy Day and I've already torn through half my haul — the wrappers are winning and I'm not even sorry. Which piece are you stealing first, daddy 😈
National Sandwich Day and I'm stacking mine right there on the counter — somewhere around the second layer my shirt stopped cooperating. Come be the other half of my sandwich, daddy 😈
Cookie Monster Day got completely out of hand — the whole tray barely made it off the baking sheet and I already claimed the warmest one for myself. Come steal a bite straight from my hand, daddy 😈
National Deviled Egg Day and I'm piping filling like a woman possessed — half of them never even made it to the plate. Come claim the ones that survived, daddy 😈
No Shave November starts today, so I gave these legs their farewell shave before the month of letting go begins. Enjoy them while they last, daddy 😏
Mischief Night and I'm on the porch with a bowl of candy corn and zero good intentions. Come get into something with me, daddy 😈
National Hermit Day means I've been locked in this bedroom alone all afternoon and the sheets are the only thing keeping me warm. Come break my hermit streak, daddy 😈
National Cat Day and I've been stretching across this couch like I own it for the last hour — turns out the only thing I'm missing is someone to curl up against. Come be my warm spot, daddy 😏
Navy Day and I enlisted tonight — the uniform kept shrinking until only the hat and the collar survived inspection. Shore leave starts the second you get here, daddy 😈