Twelve eggs, one piping bag, and a shirt I only buttoned out of habit — Deviled Egg Day is being taken very seriously here 😈 Come steal the first one off my tray, baby.
Twelve eggs, one piping bag, and a shirt I only buttoned out of habit — Deviled Egg Day is being taken very seriously here 😈 Come steal the first one off my tray, baby.
Deep Fried Clams Day demanded the real thing, so I drove out to the water for it — and the wind is winning against this sweater 😈 Come share my tray, baby.
Buy a Doughnut Day pulled me out of the house for once — got a whole box and I'm already on my second one in the car before I even made it home 😏 Bet you'd reach over and steal the glazed one from me.
Candy corn is the most controversial candy and I'm team love it — scattered across my sheets with nothing else on 😈 Come pick one off me.
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Found my old collar while cleaning out the nightstand and now I can't stop thinking about what it used to be for 😈 This whole set came out of that mood — come see what happens when I clip it back on.
A baked potato fresh out of the oven deserves my full attention — and nothing else got dressed for the job 😈 Come load mine up for me, baby.
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Boston Cream Pie Day got me thinking dessert should be eaten slow, in something silky 😏 This little set is exactly what I slipped into after — and what happens next is the real treat. Come unwrap the rest, baby 💦
National Nut Day and I took my pistachios out to the balcony — the flannel never stood a chance 😈 Come crack the rest for me.
First slice of pumpkin cheesecake goes to the baker, obviously — and I eat my rewards in a slip on the couch, fork in hand 😏 Come take the next bite off it.
Seafood Bisque Day and I came home still in the dress I went out in — the pot's been simmering since and I haven't changed a thing 😏 Bet you'd let me feed you the first spoonful.