Found out it's Beer Lovers Day and I'm already one in, sitting at this bar wondering who's buying the next round 😏 Tell me you'd keep up with me.
Found out it's Beer Lovers Day and I'm already one in, sitting at this bar wondering who's buying the next round 😏 Tell me you'd keep up with me.
Started reading for the holiday and made it maybe two pages before my mind went somewhere it shouldn't 😈 Want to know what I'm thinking about instead?
Supposed to be somewhere twenty minutes ago and I can't even get my zipper up all the way 😏 Bet you'd make me even later.
Found out it's Eat an Extra Dessert Day and I never need an excuse for a second one — already licking the last of the chocolate off my spoon and wondering if you'd order me another 😏
Spice Day sounded like a dare, so I'm in the kitchen with nothing on and my fingers already everywhere they shouldn't be 😈 Come tell me how hot you want it.
Found out it's No Rhyme or Reason Day and I'm celebrating properly — threw every last thing into the wash at once and now I'm stuck up here with nothing on and nowhere to be 😈 Bet you'd keep me company till the cycle's done.
It's Little Black Dress Day and mine's already half off — still can't decide if I'm walking out the door or climbing back into bed 😏 What would you do with me?
Found out it's National Beach Day and I may have taken the whole thing a little too literally — nothing on, nowhere to hide, just the sand and the dark and me 😈 What would you do if you walked down this beach right now?
Found out it's Mai Tai Day and I'm not even pretending I needed an excuse — drink's almost gone and my bikini top is barely holding on 😈 Bet you'd keep me company for the next round.
Friday, a bottle of red, and nobody here to help me finish it 😏 Tell me you're on your way.