ArcheAge Chronicles early access unlocks tonight and my character name has been locked in for a week. Preload's done, drink's cold, and now I'm just killing time in this chair till the servers open. Come help the hours go faster, babe?
ArcheAge Chronicles early access unlocks tonight and my character name has been locked in for a week. Preload's done, drink's cold, and now I'm just killing time in this chair till the servers open. Come help the hours go faster, babe?
Godzilla remastered just dropped and I've already picked my monster before my coffee finished brewing. City-smashing is a solo sport but couch space isn't — come claim your half, babe?
Halloween weekend has been officially paid for in squats. Monday leg day doesn't take excuses and neither do I — come spot me, babe?
Day after Halloween and candy counts as breakfast, don't argue with me. Still half in last night's costume because taking it off felt like too much work. Come sort my haul with me, babe?
Halloween Eve and the porch is getting the full alien treatment because regular decorations are boring. You'd knock on this door, wouldn't you, babe?
Phantom Blade Zero dropped today and the combat runs so hard it got my blood doing things the game didn't plan for. Come help me burn it off, babe.
Vulcan's rolling out to the pad for tomorrow's Amazon Leo launch and my beach parking strategy is already locked in. Cooler's packed, sunscreen's waiting, and I'm clearly too comfortable to get up — come claim the passenger seat before I give it away, babe.
Telescope's set up, sky's clear, and clothes turned out to be optional equipment. The neighbors are either asleep or very lucky — tell me which one you'd be, babe.
Rocket club launch out in Palm Bay this weekend, so I'm in the garage prepping like it's a real mission. My motor casings are organized better than my life is. Tell me I'm not the only one who takes hobby rockets this seriously, babe.
Two Falcon 9s on Halloween and I'm already road-testing costumes for the beach. Alien girl was never really a question. Tell me this one survives the night, babe.