The pool was empty and the water was so warm I couldn't bring myself to get out — but the swimsuit didn't stand a chance. You'd have watched me sit here like this all morning, wouldn't you?
The pool was empty and the water was so warm I couldn't bring myself to get out — but the swimsuit didn't stand a chance. You'd have watched me sit here like this all morning, wouldn't you?
Six days until Vegas and my suitcase is still empty — been packing for a trip I've had planned for weeks and somehow I keep ending up like this. Bet you'd just stand in the doorway and watch, too.
Labor Day weekend turned Miami into a zoo and I mean that in the best way — got a drink, got a rooftop, and the whole city is doing its thing right below me. You'd fit right in up here, you know that? 💘
Four days out and the only thing playing in this room is Dolphins-Raiders film — except my hands stopped watching a while ago. You'd tell me to keep going, wouldn't you? 💘
Five days until real football and my brain won't shut off — somewhere between the highlight reel and the floor my clothes just disappeared. You'd pin me down and make me behave, wouldn't you? 💘
One week till the season starts and a bath was supposed to calm me down but the candles just made everything worse. You'd help me burn off this energy, wouldn't you? 💘
Season opener's in Vegas and I'm already three tabs deep into flights and hotels — two weeks is way too long to wait when the plan's shaping up this good. You coming with me or am I causing trouble out there by myself?
New season means new jersey, but the 53-man just dropped and now I'm frozen in this fitting room — Willis and McCord running the show, and I'm supposed to just act normal about that? 💘
They traded Ewers and brought in McCord and I can't make sense of any of it — two weeks till the real thing and the roster looks completely different than it did yesterday. You'd tell me if I'm overreacting, right? 💘
Tua's coming back to Hard Rock tonight — just not in the jersey I'm used to seeing, and that alone has me all kinds of messed up before kickoff even happens. You watching the game or just watching me spiral about it? 💘