Some appointments I keep for myself, and this one started without you. Tell me you'd still ask permission before touching anything.
Some appointments I keep for myself, and this one started without you. Tell me you'd still ask permission before touching anything.
A designer who built an empire on black is giving a free talk tonight, and my version of that lecture costs money with a stricter dress code. Still awake, still trying things on. Think you'd make it through the Q&A?
Someone built a whole skyline out of soup cans at Brookfield Place and I respect the discipline — I stack my towers out of chips and get paid better for it. Both of us know what it's like when people line up to watch you build. Which one of my towers would you knock over first?
Free amateur comedy night downtown — a room full of people begging strangers to laugh at them. I already get paid for that, and mine sign a contract first. Tell me which side of the stage you'd be on.
Fifty thousand people are running through my city right now and every street they need is closed — I'm exactly where I want to be instead, nowhere near a finish line. Come up before the last runner passes?
This year's parade theme is Body and Soul — I've been running that exact program professionally for years. Coffee's poured, the costume's hanging on the door, and this city has until dark to brace itself. Think you'll spot me on Sixth Avenue?
Sixth Avenue belongs to the parade tomorrow night and I'm marching in it — final fitting done, all black, exactly how I planned it. Tell me straight: am I wearing this out the door or starting over?
Vampire in Brooklyn at The Apollo tonight and the whole crowd gets to talk back at the screen. I'm still deciding what I'm wearing out of this apartment. Think you'd sit through the whole screening knowing what I almost didn't put on?
Back from Turning Stone with more chips than I packed. Still counting, still deciding who's worth spending them on. Think you'd earn a seat at this table?
Fifty thousand people are carb-loading for Sunday's marathon and I'm doing my own kind of endurance training instead. Think you could keep my pace?